hoe-beater

An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.

Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.

Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.

"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."

"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."

hoe-beater by staciekins86 May 23, 2011

whipped beaten hoe 

When a boy friend has a girl friend who he is totaly obsessed with and hanges out with her instead of his friends. Always paying attention to her when your yelling to them to do something

(you)kevin hold the door
(kevin to his girlfriend) ya so after school you wanna hang out and maybe we can do blah blah blah
(you) kevin you whipped beaten hoe why the fuck didn't you hold the door for me??!

whipped beaten hoe by ur momzz May 5, 2010