hebby 

Think: man with a tesla coil.
Other uses of a hebby: they solder, they build pcs, they have an uncanny knack of putting too many fans in 1 place and ending up with a jet engine.

person1: I ordered $200 worth of fans.
person2: fuck me ure a crazy mofo of a hebby

hebby by fester June 1, 2003

hebby 

woman that is your husband

my hebby is shoo cute
my hebby is such a good girl

hebby by NUREN2020 October 17, 2020

hebby metal 

ooh d00dz it is teh hebby-ist form of moozic know n to man and it consists of power chords deadly guitar solos and a drummer and a constipated demon-possessed sounding guy who can grunt like cookie-monster on the toilet and spew forth retarded lyrics from the depth of his fowl smelling bowels~

hebby metal eroticizes my butthole and makes my anal-sphincter tighten until I spooge forth in my pants and cop a totally gnarly headrush that ends in a gooey sensation right thar in my pants

hebby metal by Swedish Goat-Metal May 8, 2005

hebby tama hey hey chibata bread 

phrase concerning the dirty sanchez. When someone is receiving a dirty sanchez, a person not participating in the act may use the phrase to hint at the fact that someone is getting a dirty sanchez

"Where is julie?"
"oh she's off getting her thing on like hebby tama hey hey chibata bread, ya mean?

hebby tama hey hey chibata bread by pdeeeerbz October 7, 2006

hebby the great 

someone who is head of pole margaret house and shoves beans up their asshole so while they vigorously have intercourse with their husband through their neutral hole (they are transgender) the beans pop out of their mouth and are full of poo which the husband eats to form a baby, as the transgender hebby the great cannot get pregnant and is a cheese string who also creates THICK THICK porridges x

John: “put your blaiser on”
rachel: “shut up hebby the great”
John:”excuse me”
rachel: acting as if you didn’t make me hebbis last night and i’m underage”
police:”john your under arrest”
John:”I ONLY EDGED I COULDNT HEBBIS”

hebby the great by hebby the great December 4, 2024

hobbytunity 

Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.

Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”

hobbytunity by natalie portmanteaux September 28, 2023

HUBBY`S 

HUBBY`S is slang for husband`s , showing something belongs to the husband only.

I looked in the refrigerator and the majority of everything had WIFE'S written on it so I grabbed a marker and started writing HUBBY`S on all my stuff.

HUBBY`S by Jaye_$upreme August 12, 2016