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Heartlight 

Heartlight is the worst place on the face of the planet. While the outside my look like a very nice quaint summer camp, In reality it is a jail. They lie to parents and inflate their graduation rate just to make your parents keep on funneling in money. Heartlight is a place where nobody knows your name and nobody is glad you came. You can find drug addicts from around the world there and there is no other place that will make you go outside and work for swearing.
Yo you remember heartlight bro?

Yeah, McGraw used to beat me.
Heartlight by danielgraham January 22, 2021
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heartlight 

a christian summer camp that is designed for teaching lids about Jesus and God. they will teach you many exciting things about your life and you will leave with a heart of joy
i went to Heartlight and it was the greatest experience i’ve ever had!

Headlight Wax

Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.
I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.
Headlight Wax by OG-FireDave August 30, 2022

headlights 

seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt
her headlights were shining through her shirt
headlights by handle August 14, 2003

Deer in headlights 

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.
Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.
Deer in headlights by Erelgey June 28, 2008

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.
"Honey, your headlights are on."
headlights on by tradesman March 31, 2003

headlight fluid 

something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group.
"hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store"
headlight fluid by laidbackguy December 28, 2005
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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