hearafter

Refers to da period of time in your existence subsequent to when you could detect sounds normally.

Thanks to modern technology (i.e., micro-amplifiers, cochlear implants, etc.), da hearafter no longer needs to be nearly so upsetting or stressful.

by QuacksO May 1, 2020

sweet hereafter

A euphemism for the afterlife.

"After he was pulled under the thresher, Jimmy's soul went to the sweet hereafter."

by LongRanger2 April 17, 2009

Purple Hearter

Someone who is a BTS ARMY but lowkey doesn’t like the association with Twitter ARMY... have y’all seen twt army’s attitudes??

“Did you see that Twitter ARMY link their fancam under *insert literally anything*?”

“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”

by Trainer Hoseok July 13, 2020

Hearteries

The arteries connected directly to the heart.

Stop eating all that meat, your hearteries can't handle it!

by spacenomyous October 28, 2017

hereafter

Time to put out or get out.

This is the hereafter and if you aren't hereafter what I'm hereafter then you're going to be hereafter I've been gone a long time.

by Randy Fitzwater August 16, 2007

hereafter

1.Forgeting what you are hereafter.
2.Forgetfulness associated with going to get something, but forgeting what you are hereafter when you get there.

Reverend Deer-in-the-Headlights is more and more concerned with the hereafter as he gets older. He goes into another room to get something, but then he forgets what he is hereafter.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009