heapser

When something is more heaps

“I love you heaps!” - probably someone called Anabelle
“I love you heapser!” - probably someone called Milla

by Define is real July 17, 2023

Heapsters

Heapsters - the collective nickname for super fans of Grammy winning artist Imogen Heap. A Heapster can often be identified by their almost constant obsessing over the English songwriters music, lyrics & brilliantly original sense of personal style.

Heapsters - "Heapsters are just about the coolest fanbase around."

by Original Heapster April 16, 2015

Heapster

The effeminate, little vegan kid, who works at your local coffee shop, and uses Imogean Heap as a soundtrack to his life.

Yo Terri, there's three blockheads trying to put the horns on my main girl over here at this party, get your flat mate kyle, and haul ass over here.

Sorry dude I'm going have to fly solo, Kyle's a heapster and couldn't even hold his own with a asyrnptomatic post-polio survivor.

by the terrman December 17, 2008

Heaper

A large female or male. Often very ugly, fat and smelly.
A heaper can be seen hiding in the shadows of the night, too embarased to come out in the light. A heaper is not unlike a 'Bograt' or a 'Stinker'.

"ohhh man, did u shee that heaper just duck into that side street"
reply: "Nah i missed it... oh wait, its back again... what a heaper"

by The night pig September 21, 2010

Heapster

Someone or something that is extremely different and unique. A more extreme version of a hipster.

Omg did you see David the other day? He was so heapster!

I wish I could be a heapster like Perry the Platypus!

Tina wishes she could be a heapster...

by dkimism December 30, 2011