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A pass given to someone for oral sex, typically for free. A coupon to get a blowjob with the intensity of which that angry German kid beat up his computer. A ticket given by your girl when you want your shit sucked like how one sucks the Campbell's® Chicken Gravy on the mashed potatoes your mama makes for you and the fam every Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Bro #1: "Hell yeah! My girl just gave me a headpass for my birthday!"
Bro #2: "What's a headpass?"
Bro #1: "Come over today, I'll show you!"
Bro #2: "Bet"

headpass by Hugh E. Recshin November 28, 2023

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Heapass

Crankgameplays aka Ethan. Heapass-smokes grass, drives fast, eats ass.

Did you really just smoke grass, eat ass, and drive fast? Damn you're just as bad as heapass.

Heapass by Eternal-flames April 10, 2020

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Headassery

The act of doing dumbass shit

The Headassery of Vape Squad 2.0 is unbelievable

Headassery by Lq3 May 11, 2016

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yee yee headass

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.

Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.

yee yee headass by yee yee headass October 3, 2018

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Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions. by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

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Headassery

The act of doing stupid shit

Girl 1: my boyfriend cheated on me 2 weeks ago, but he’s changed now so we’re getting back together

Girl 2: Stop the headassery, you know damn well he hasn’t changed

Headassery by Cabbage11 April 23, 2018

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Poo poo headass nigga

The ultimate roast to people who are complete retards that did something wrong to themselves and exposes it in public.

Guy1:”hey guys I lost my job cuz I pissed off my boss, any tips?”
Memelord: “poo poo headass nigga”

Poo poo headass nigga by Poopoolord9000 July 10, 2018

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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