headpass

A pass given to someone for oral sex, typically for free. A coupon to get a blowjob with the intensity of which that angry German kid beat up his computer. A ticket given by your girl when you want your shit sucked like how one sucks the Campbell's® Chicken Gravy on the mashed potatoes your mama makes for you and the fam every Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Bro #1: "Hell yeah! My girl just gave me a headpass for my birthday!"
Bro #2: "What's a headpass?"
Bro #1: "Come over today, I'll show you!"
Bro #2: "Bet"

by Hugh E. Recshin November 28, 2023

Heapass

Crankgameplays aka Ethan. Heapass-smokes grass, drives fast, eats ass.

Did you really just smoke grass, eat ass, and drive fast? Damn you're just as bad as heapass.

by Eternal-flames April 10, 2020

Headassery

The act of doing dumbass shit

The Headassery of Vape Squad 2.0 is unbelievable

by Lq3 May 11, 2016

yee yee headass

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.

Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.

by yee yee headass October 3, 2018

Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.

Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.

Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.

Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...

“Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.” is a wonderful show that doesn’t exist.

by I just want to make cups January 20, 2021

Headassery

The act of doing stupid shit

Girl 1: my boyfriend cheated on me 2 weeks ago, but he’s changed now so we’re getting back together

Girl 2: Stop the headassery, you know damn well he hasn’t changed

by Cabbage11 April 23, 2018

Poo poo headass nigga

The ultimate roast to people who are complete retards that did something wrong to themselves and exposes it in public.

Guy1:”hey guys I lost my job cuz I pissed off my boss, any tips?”
Memelord: “poo poo headass nigga”

by Poopoolord9000 July 10, 2018