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Pat short people on the head week by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
Pat on the Head
A term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. Most common occurrences are during the month of January in Palm Springs.
Wow! Did you see that! My drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a Pat on the Head!
Pat on the Head by 5fortie3 December 30, 2010
Head Patrol
Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.
To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
I had a three-way with the head patrol!
I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.
I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.
Head Patrol by FBodyJim October 13, 2003
head patch
head patch by Andzdab February 14, 2006
Off The Beaten Path Head
Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.
That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.
Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.
Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.
Off The Beaten Path Head by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009
Patch Head
Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
Patch Head by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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