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An action of patting somebody's head. Usually meaning happiness,affection,acceptance,or appreciation of the persons head you pat.
I gave him a headpat because I appreciate him. 💜

Oh she gave he a headpat because I did something good!💙
Headpat by 0ShySociopath0 June 24, 2021
an act of affection, done by placing a hand on another person's head, and either moving it from side to side gently (petting) or moving it up and down (patting). usually done with close and semi-close friends. can make one feel calmer and happier.
"I'm gonna headpat you"

*pat pat*
Headpat by TheNameIsTanya February 8, 2021
A type of guy who headpats girls because he can't get any pussy.
Ryan is such a headpat. No wonder he's still a virgin
headpat by Headpat April 25, 2017

headpat slut

A person who loves headpats so much to the point where you are almost required to give them headpats
this is a headpat slut, make sure to give them headpats before you go!
headpat slut by IzumiWasTaken December 1, 2019

Worldwide Headpat Day 

July 14th is Worldwide Headpat Day.
Go and headpat someone that's close to you

January 16th, National headpat day 

National headpat day is a day where you headpat all your friends that you see.
“Hey, why did you headpat me and *insert name here* and the others today?”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”
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