head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.
"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."
by erik, just erik March 17, 2008
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head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.
"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."
by erik, just erik March 10, 2008
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Head or Neck?

The lamest game ever made,mostly played by lame teenagers with no life.You stick out your hand in a circle,get someone to look at it,and if they do it gives you permission to hit them on they're head or neck?
guy1:*points to floor*"Hey,dude,is that yours?"
guy2:"what?"*looks at dude's hand*
guy1:"head or neck?"
i know lame right?!
by gabi jackson April 10, 2010
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neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person
Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!
by matB August 18, 2006
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purple headed turkey neck

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
by Dylan January 11, 2005
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