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head lice Detector 

Someone who adopted a pet lice and took it to the next level. Someone you pisses in you pool just to annoy you. Some one who HATES sharing there lice.
“AYO!, do me a favor and gimme some lice bro!” “NO YOU SMELLY WELLY !” “I AINT SHARING MY LICE!” “What a head lice detector!”

nagitos head lice 

Nagitos head lice is the snack that all nagito komaeda simps like to eat
I love that (delicious) head lice of nagitos

Nagitos head lice
nagitos head lice by Ibuki kinnie980 November 28, 2020

Lice Head 

White people. Same ones who smell like wet dogs, coincidentally carry parasites just like them.
"I never have a problem with keeping my hair clean. But damn, white people are such Lice Heads".
Lice Head by IBTAL November 28, 2019

head like lice 

best blow job giver , all over it
My girl gives me head like lice
head like lice by slick chic October 30, 2013

lice head 

a bum,a homeless person,usually very smelly and always in your way
That freaking lice head asked me for a nickle , if i was poor I'd ask more than that
lice head by manotas January 26, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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