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Dog head 

Dog head
A mask of some sort that is available for purchase from a fancy dress store or other such sordid establishment. It resembles a dog and is worn for the act of sex (violent, coprophillic or otherwise). The sexual craze of the "dog head shag" was started during the first decade of the twentieth first century by dog-head fanatic and frequent mule molester Maisie Jean Denning. Denning was obviously a sexual pervert due to her grandfather's illicit sexual activities with a painting of large lips in the Ikon Gallery Birmingham. Denning would attack men of all shapes and sizes and force them to wear the dog head mask. Then she would copulate with the poor victim whilst forcing him to woof and referring to him as "JJ" or "Flash".
Denning's dog head fetish was sparked by an incident on a bus whilst going past a fancy dress store that had a dog head mask in the window. And also because Denning loves big red dog.
"Put on that dog head and woof like JJ!"

"If only there were a dog head like Flash's... I would not have any problem climaxing then"

GIRL A. "Jeez... you're the best sex I've ever had! No ones ever done the dog head so well"

"Dear Deidre, I don't feel like I am pleasuring my wife anymore, please help. cum2quickchris."
"Dear cum2quickchris, why not try a dog head? Girls go wild for that nowadays"
Dog head by jewishladyfriend March 17, 2009

dog head 

An individual, male or female, who is a chronic user of heroin. Usually associated with the droopy, basset hound facial features of a user.
"That dude is a straight dog head"
"That dog head ganked my 360"
dog head by JackBandit69 March 10, 2009

hot dog head 

The worst thing you can call someone.
Me to me while looking in the mirror: "Look at this hot dog head lookin' mother fucker."
hot dog head by WokeAF69 May 14, 2018

dog head 

Used to describe a male or female (usually female) who literally has the appeal and facial features of a dog. Hence the word dog-head.
who let that dog-head out.
dog head by verbatim April 8, 2005

Dog head 

Maria is a dog head because she shags everyone’s fella
Dog head by Owkayooo222 March 30, 2020

Funky dog head bitch 

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.
Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).
Funky dog head bitch by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021