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An occurrence of one's head coming into contact with a dog, usually with force.
Instances where a headdog is necessary: frustration, drunkenness, humor, etc.
Guy: GAWWD, I AM SEWWWW DRUNK!!!!! *headdog*
Dog: D:<
headdog by Kantatzu August 7, 2009

sonc te headhog 

he can fast and is best sonic and go so fast and mario suCKs

FSAdsdfsg
sonc te headhog is best and go faster than mario so mario SUCKs!
sonc te headhog by Bombh March 18, 2018

Headdog🪓 

A food made by horrortale sans by chopping peoples head off
Horror!Sans: ONE HEADDOG🪓 COMING UP
Headdog🪓 by Imthehamman May 29, 2023

headdorsum 

To place the back of the hand to one's forehead, as in a dramatic soap opera scene, or when swooning.
"He would see right through you, he knows me too well!" Brooke said with a headdorsum.
headdorsum by Carthill January 6, 2014

head dog 

to be of great quality, top-notch. Stemming from the adjective "heady" when used to describe high-potency trees or weed. head dogs can also be other cool objects, but said with a cocky burnout tone.
hey guy, i picked up some head dogs. lets get lifted.
yo guy, those studded condoms were head dogs. biatch was screaming like a mofo
head dog by blizzy blaze January 1, 2007
A derogatory term for male prostitute.
Look at that skanky man whore - what a Heddog.
heddog by Sweetypies November 6, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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