head desk
head desk by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009
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Desk Head
Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.
Desk Head by Stomping Can June 6, 2011
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head off the desk
When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
head off the desk by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018
head to the motherfucking desk
1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.
3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
head to the motherfucking desk by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010
headdesk
When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.
Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*
headdesk by Dotted Line August 3, 2005
headdesk
1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.
2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.
2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.
1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*
2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'
2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'
headdesk by matthew szwec September 4, 2007
*headdesk*
I'm so freaked out about this test! *headdesk*
I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*
I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*
*headdesk* by Julianne Leanth April 5, 2005
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