head desk

the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.

I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.

by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009

Desk Head

Someone who spend more of their time in lessons with their head on the desk than actually listen/working. Usually due to being in boring lesson like: French,Biology or Music.

Guy 1:Kevin is always sleeping in lessons.

Guy 2:He's a Desk Head.

by Stomping Can June 6, 2011

head off the desk

When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!

Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

by BeepBeepBitsInTheChat July 3, 2018

head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.

Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"

by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010

headdesk

When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.

Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*

by Dotted Line August 3, 2005

headdesk

1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.

1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*

2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'

by matthew szwec September 4, 2007

*headdesk*

An expression of frustration meaning "hitting your head on a desk." (The *s signify an action.)

I'm so freaked out about this test! *headdesk*

I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*

by Julianne Leanth April 5, 2005