head cap

The act of forcefully blowing your load into a belly button then capping your head into the bellbutton while screaming PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN

Jessable sucked me off so hard I had to pull out and head cap her ass

by Badday69 October 7, 2018

cap head

Those rich suburban fuckers who like to look chill, relaxed, and nostalgic for their useless east coast baseball team by wearing a $120 cap.

"That rich fuck thinks he's keeping it real, wearing those saggy shorts and designer t-shirt. Typical cap head."

by Gladeye November 17, 2013

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010

cape head

noun; slang term for a nun.

Aryn: Look at those cape heads walking into church!
Emily: Wow, that's a really derogatory thing to say about servants of the Lord.

by Master&Igor January 8, 2012

Cappin Ya Head Up

Someone who looks like they changed in the dark, but sad to say that's the way they dress.

You see one of your friends who looks like a mess with what they're wearing so you say things like I like that, I like that where you get that at etc. Your friend starts to tell you and you say Nahh man I'm just cappin ya head up

by SweetDaddiexoxo February 23, 2011

captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020

Headcapper

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.

I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.

by tditty October 16, 2008