with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture
Someone who looks like they changed in the dark, but sad to say that's the way they dress.
You see one of your friends who looks like a mess with what they're wearing so you say things like I like that, I like that where you get that at etc. Your friend starts to tell you and you say Nahh man I'm just cappin ya head up
A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads