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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

your head a splode 

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."
Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

give your head a wobble 

A phrase that comes from Liverpool. to ask someone to re-think what they have said.

Can be exaggerated however needed. e.g give that big dirty head a good old wibble wobble.
"lets go to the library"
"haha, give your head a wobble!"
give your head a wobble by Scouser29 November 26, 2007

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.
Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.
give your head a shake by Pedobar October 27, 2011

Ooga Booga drowning in a drain state high head ass 

identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.
Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"