He-Man'd

To be severely raped by a task and/or life in general.

1.He fell off his bike and got He-Man'd by the asphalt.

by Jogabe3 June 27, 2008

he-man'd

v. to skull rape, pwn'd (i.e. what He-man does to Skeletor in every episode with his "sword")

After being he-man'd everyday of his life in prison, the prisoner had to undergo expensive facial surgery.

by the Golden Nugget June 14, 2008

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

this man is already dead he just doesnt know it

phrase or whatever used by idksterling ,commonly used for his videos where someone is gonna die and stuff but then used as a meme for whenever someone does anything,they use the caption "this man is already dead he just doesn't know it"

idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:oh no person dying
2 years later
idksterling:this man is already dead he just doesnt know it
person:this man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know itthis man is already dead he just doesnt know it

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount November 18, 2024

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008