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He needs it 

A stock phrase used in fighting game communities with the intent of making fun of players who main characters with overpowered attributes while insisting that they need said attributes to avoid being bottom-tier.
Smash Bros Spectator 1: So, let me get this straight... Dr. Mario was destroying King K. Rool for the entire last stock... and then K. Rool just mashes Down-Smash in a panic and kills at 50% while he's at 183%?

Spectator 2: I know, right? Trust me bro, he needs it. Definitely.
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He needs to rub it 

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.
Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!
He needs to rub it by salsbury69 September 6, 2011