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A frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his dick, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn't have one. Stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate sexual comments.
Alice: Oh My God, i hate that dickless jerk. Can't he just piss off?!

Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
by Alice+Imogen September 15, 2008
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A reallly sexy boy, with a big penis and lots of pubes. He gets all the girls and is a cool guy. He is also a pimp
Stasia: Look how hot he is
Bridie: Yeah, thats a haysman 4 sure
by alexhaysman June 25, 2008
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