Hasexual 

Any person who identifies with the sexuality of Has.

This means that they are physically and sexually attracted to youtuber Has19 and often imagine themselves within deep sexual fantasies with them.

Invalid person: Hey man what you doing standing there
Hasexual: Dude you're invading my thoughts of Has19 choking me and sucking me off

Hasexual by Hasexual April 18, 2022

Hasexual 

Hasexual is an orientation under the asexual umbrella.
Hasexual people are asexual, aromantic and they're agender.
So basically... their a tree.
There are only two people known who belong to this branch.
These people usually identify as animals.

Man: Hey! Why can't I date that owl lady
Woman: BECAUSE THEY'RE HASEXUAL!
PLUS HOW DARE YOU USE THE WRONG PRONOUN?!PLUUUUUUS, THEY HAVE A HASEXUAL PARTNER!!!! A BUNNY!!!

Hasexual by Owlinacup December 25, 2018

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

hansexual

a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids

someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....

hansexual by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

hamsexual 

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

hamsexual by Qube February 27, 2005

Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.

a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...

Hansexual by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011

Hosexual 

Hosexual refers to the sexuality of that an individual that is a ho. They’re sexual preference is purely limited on who will give them attention. Typically a hosexual will deny the fact that they are a ho and pretend to not know what hosexual means.

“What’s a hosexual?”

“Someone who’s hosexual, look it up boomer.”

Hosexual by DasaniWater69 July 9, 2019