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Hawkeyes

A group of narcissistic Iowans who, for reasons of low ego and lack of self-esteem, identify themselves as being somehow attached to the University of Iowa athletics program. This would work, were it not for the fact that so few Hawkeyes actually went to the University of Iowa.
Widely known for their ability to talk shit and come up with outlandish excuses when their precious football team chokes, usually upon cocks.
"So, you're from Iowa? You one of those Hawkeyes?"
"No way, I have more self-respect than that."
by rocket_scientist September 12, 2012
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Hawkeyes

The term 'Hawkeyes' is a general term refering to a large group. For the term to be relevant, every individual on the football team associated with this group, generally a college, must be a badass. The association of this word with a high school actually has no relevance whatever.
People who go to the University of Iowa are Hawkeyes.
by DonCachas July 12, 2005
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Iowa Hawkeyes

Disrespected college football team from Iowa City lead by Coach Kirk Ferentz. After winning the 2009 Orange Bowl, the Hawks have a bright future ahead of them.
Did you see the Iowa Hawkeyes kick Penn State's ass last night?
by mr. dudemanguy2 August 17, 2010
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Iowa Hawkeyes

When in class, restaurant, shopping, whatever your doing and you spot out the thong stickin' out.
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, we got Iowa Hawkeyes in the second row. Over."
by NJP23 January 11, 2012
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Hawkeye Vodka

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).
"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "
by _Relaxed November 15, 2016
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riza hawkeye

A character from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. Rank First Lt. in the military. Commonly seem by the side of Roy Mustang. Looks best with her hair down. Hottest girl ever that knows how to use a gun to protect her man (roy)
Lt. Hawkeye is the hottest female character in Fullmetal Alchemist.
by miss_neko March 30, 2005
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Hawkeye Gaming

Considered to be a MLG-Gaming pro, he is the bomb diggity at Minecraft, and he is a famous youtuber with thousands of subscribers. His specialty in Minecraft is PVP, it was said that he never lost a pvp battle. Usually if he is losing however he just flies away so they can't get him.

Hawkeye Gaming is notorious for not being able to craft an axe. How sad. But his MLG self, people generally don't care about his cons, but look up to his benefits. For example: His unbelievable PVP skills. He's even done a 360 no-scope barrel roll triple flip to take down 6 opponents at once.

Rather than that, he is very, very popular and fans are usually always flocking around him on a daily basis. Many fans are obsessive and would even kill for Hawkeye's signature. Rather than playing Minecraft, he said he plays other games like Day Z and Call of Duty. However there is no actual evidence that he really plays those games, because the only videos he post are Minecraft videos. Other nicknames for Hawkeye Gaming were found to be: Cam, and Poseidon. He has not specified in his videos why he calls himself Hawkeye.
Fan 1: Hey man, did you see Hawkeye Gaming's new video?

fan 2: Hawkeye.... Did you say Hawkeye? HAWKEYE??

fan 1: ....

fan 2: HAAWKEEEEYEE!!!! HAAAAWWKEEEYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAWKEEEEEYEEE!!!!!!!!

fan 1: *runs*

fan 2: *does lunatic sprint after him*
by coderred March 10, 2015
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