Hawkey 

A cowardly person who rats out his fellow employees. Specifically in Union shops. A common rat.

Did you hear about Levi? He got got Hawkeyed just like Brian!

Watch your back, there's a Hawkey in this shop.

Hawkey by TruckstopJesus April 12, 2021

Hawkey 

A pretentious spelling of the word "Hockey." Used by someone attempting to impress others by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

"Jeari said he is going to watch hawkey tonight."

Hawkey by Hockeyfan October 2, 2017

Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

Hawkey-Noble by Doug April 1, 2005

HAWKEY PLAYAH 

One who plays the sport of hockey. This creature is often from the famed Boston-Canada area and has a thick accent. Characterized by attempts to "toss sauce" on multiple objects, including ponds, rooftops, and women's faces.

It's very obvious by their demeanor that Mike and Brian are HAWKEY PLAYAHS. Sadly, it is equally as obvious that Gen is not a HAWKEY PLAYAH.

HAWKEY PLAYAH by 123HPA February 14, 2014

oliver hawkey 

Absolute legend, has a massive penis

Oh my god is that oliver Hawkey, what a great guy.

oliver hawkey by OHawk18 February 25, 2018

Nic hawkey 

My wigger with blue balls

-get well soon blue balls

"Get well soon nic hawkey"

Nic hawkey by It-wasnt-me-lmao April 14, 2019

Hawley-esque 

Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.

"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.

Hawley-esque by helveticazedrine May 16, 2020