The milky residue left on your upper lip after sucking the Santorum from the anus of your wife after she cuckolds with a racist politician.
Be careful drinking a latte with a mustache, else you'll get a wicked hawley.
by captainsubtext January 7, 2021
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Hot sex machine, sometimes goes for younger boys. they usually hate all men with the name of justin.
Bob: hey phil did you see that milf?
Phil: yeah man she was such a hawley
by Hawk69er January 1, 2010
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Verb:

1) to zone in on a target whenever they express a desire to purchase merchandise
2) to zone in on a minor when they're being horny, with the intent of chastising them.

Note:

3*) hawlied: the past tense of the action of spending your money on merchandise
Person 1: Oh man, I want to buy some mer--
Person 2: Shut up! What if someone Hawleys? You don't have the money for it, fam.

Person 1: Oh god, I might be 16 but I want to b--
Person 2: Stop it, we can't have someone Hawleying in

Person 1: Dude, I hawlied so hard last week on EnStars so i'm broke as FUCK now
by citrusempire March 12, 2019
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1. Jeff really did hawley that last stock deal.

2. Our schedule is completely hawley'd and we're never going to finish on time.
by Travis M. August 22, 2005
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It is an adjective meaning Hazy Hot and Humid.
Person 1: Wow it is so hot and humid.
Person 2: Yeh, its very hawley.
by Triple TTT August 1, 2006
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Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.
"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.
by helveticazedrine May 17, 2020
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1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy

2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley
1.
-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
2.
-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY
by bung vulchungo April 25, 2020
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