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Hot sex machine, sometimes goes for younger boys. they usually hate all men with the name of justin.
Bob: hey phil did you see that milf?
Phil: yeah man she was such a hawley
by Hawk69er December 31, 2009
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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The milky residue left on your upper lip after sucking the Santorum from the anus of your wife after she cuckolds with a racist politician.
Be careful drinking a latte with a mustache, else you'll get a wicked hawley.
by captainsubtext January 06, 2021
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1. Jeff really did hawley that last stock deal.

2. Our schedule is completely hawley'd and we're never going to finish on time.
by Travis M. August 22, 2005
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It is an adjective meaning Hazy Hot and Humid.
Person 1: Wow it is so hot and humid.
Person 2: Yeh, its very hawley.
by Triple TTT August 01, 2006
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1) to zone in on a target whenever they express a desire to purchase merchandise
2) to zone in on a minor when they're being horny, with the intent of chastising them.


3*) hawlied: the past tense of the action of spending your money on merchandise
Person 1: Oh man, I want to buy some mer--
Person 2: Shut up! What if someone Hawleys? You don't have the money for it, fam.

Person 1: Oh god, I might be 16 but I want to b--
Person 2: Stop it, we can't have someone Hawleying in

Person 1: Dude, I hawlied so hard last week on EnStars so i'm broke as FUCK now
by citrusempire March 12, 2019
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You know that thing that happens where you burp and a teeny bit of vomit comes up, and the back of your throat burns from the bile? From 6th Jan, 2021, that condition is known as a hawley.

Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Dick: "graaah!"
Johnson:"What's wrong dude?"
Dick:"I've got a hawley. Must be that tuna taco I had this morning."
by Pangalactic Gargleblaster January 13, 2021
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