Hawkesbury 

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.

Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time

Hawkesbury by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021

hawkesbury Hogan 

i luv u hawkesbury

hawkesbury hogan is so cool

hawkesbury Hogan by HawkesburyLover101 September 19, 2021

Port Hawkesbury 

This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.

Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

Port Hawkesbury by JUST SAY NO TO PHK. November 8, 2009

The Hawkesbury 

The Hawkesbury is a council in Western Sydney. Suburbs include many like Kurrajong, North Richmond, Richmond, South Windsor and many more. These suburbs are flooded with lads, drug dealers, Outlaw bikie clubs, dole bludgers, drug manufacturers, meth heads and pot heads. Crime is quite regular especially at Windsor train station and South Windsor. The hawkesbury is located 60km north west of Sydney.

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The Hawkesbury by Supaaah January 23, 2015

hawkesby 

The best surname in the world, people with this last name usually have the biggest dicks and vaginas

OMG look at that bulge he must be a Hawkesby

hawkesby by Bigcandlestick March 23, 2019

hawksbury 

A shithole of a town in ontario canada. Theres a ei office and enought speed to be the best bum you could ever be! Do you like workerscomp? Ei? Disability cheques? Then beautiful hawksbury is the place for you!!

Looking for crack? Looking for aids? Then let stop in hawksbury!

hawksbury by Hawks native February 11, 2025

Hawkesby 

NZ slang word for Money.

This comes from when Media personality/broadcaster John Hawkesby received a large pay out from TVNZ following dismissal.

Often used to describe something that seems overpriced.

"It's been a long ghastly affair from beginning to end," she said. "And what hurts is that it should never have been called the Hawkesby affair ... Now our name is forever tainted."

That's a lot of Hawkesbys for a beer.

To describe an overpriced very average beer.

Hawkesby by Rooster_NZ January 10, 2024