2 definitions by Hawkesbury’s exlover
by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2022
He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.
Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.
Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.
Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time
Other girl: Hawkesbury.
Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.
Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time
by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 16, 2021