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Hawkesbury 

He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.
Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.

Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.

Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time
Hawkesbury by Hawkesbury’s exlover November 15, 2021

Harkbury 

Harkbury a chant shouted by the strongest of people it is used because people believe in doubles there strength it virtually means "We rise above,together we stand and united we will fall?" One Man once began shouting it at a football game (Manchester Utd Vs Roma) and Man Utd won 7-1 this may be chance or maybe a sign.
"Harkbury,Harkbury" the men shouted before the great fight
Harkbury by Stardust5482 December 22, 2012

Port Hawkesbury 

This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.
Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

The Hawkesbury 

The Hawkesbury is a council in Western Sydney. Suburbs include many like Kurrajong, North Richmond, Richmond, South Windsor and many more. These suburbs are flooded with lads, drug dealers, Outlaw bikie clubs, dole bludgers, drug manufacturers, meth heads and pot heads. Crime is quite regular especially at Windsor train station and South Windsor. The hawkesbury is located 60km north west of Sydney.
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The Hawkesbury by Supaaah January 23, 2015

Hasbury O'Nicholson

A ficitonal charcter used to play an invented game involving a brick wall, 2 player's, a golf club, grass and a baseline. Similar to squash, the player's take turns in chipping the golf ball against the wall, making sure it hits on the full, but doesnt go over the baseline on the rebound. The 'grasscourt' is littered with obstacles such as benches and water fountains to add a needed edge to the game. Played while very high.
A Tennis scoring system is used.
"Hasbury O'Nicholson lost to Goran Norman in the Novo Park Challenge."
Hasbury O'Nicholson by Diego August 25, 2003