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Haumaa is a gentle giant who will put others before himself and not really complain about anything even tho he will consume any nangs handed to him and rip what ever vape he can get his hands on. Plus he's a fucking funny guy

Yo did u see haumaa behind the shed helping Ron while ripping da vape and breathing nangs.

No

haumaa by anonymous June 27, 2021

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haumaa

A gentle giant who will rape a vape, devoted to deleting nangs and will sink the piss with boys and girls alike.

Dude: Did u heard about haumaa?

Haumaa's mom: Yeah he was railing lines and banging 9's

haumaa by anonymous June 27, 2021

Related Words

haumaa • Hamaad • Haumann • hakmaad • hammaad • Hammaam • Humaas • humaad • Humaam • Hamaad Iqbal

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

Hamaad

A big deal
A handsome man of all the ladies
Peaceful and nice man loyal and get all the girls

Liss-wanna make out

Hamaad-no I have a babe thot

Hamaad by Miiyyyaa May 18, 2018

Hamaad Iqbal

An expression used to refer to some one who is immensely cool, and has style unrivalled by any one else. Known as the Raja. An OG who is casual and laid back and pulls of any style. A baller of extreme porportions. He often enjoys hanging out and being a damn fine brother. Hamaad most often can be found in hookah bars, or chilling with hot babes or rolling around in bentleys with the big Dawgs . Usually Hamaad likes cars and Persian Girls. Hamaad is very dependable when you need him to be. This kind of person has your back. A true Paki with the looks who bows down to Allah.

I wish i was Hamaad Iqbal he attracts girls like a magnet and knows how to run the game!

Hamaad Iqbal by Hassan Quereshi January 13, 2015

Haumann

Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.

You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"

Haumann by Incom April 19, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026