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Haumann
The most grotesque shit you can ever take.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Haumann by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
Haumann
My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.
That's a big haumann.
That's a big haumann.
Haumann by FlisterZab September 6, 2017
Hamaad Iqbal
An expression used to refer to some one who is immensely cool, and has style unrivalled by any one else. Known as the Raja. An OG who is casual and laid back and pulls of any style. A baller of extreme porportions. He often enjoys hanging out and being a damn fine brother. Hamaad most often can be found in hookah bars, or chilling with hot babes or rolling around in bentleys with the big Dawgs . Usually Hamaad likes cars and Persian Girls. Hamaad is very dependable when you need him to be. This kind of person has your back. A true Paki with the looks who bows down to Allah.
Hamaad Iqbal by Hassan Quereshi January 13, 2015
Haumann
Another word for feces.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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