haumaa

Haumaa is a gentle giant who will put others before himself and not really complain about anything even tho he will consume any nangs handed to him and rip what ever vape he can get his hands on. Plus he's a fucking funny guy

Yo did u see haumaa behind the shed helping Ron while ripping da vape and breathing nangs.

No

by anonymous June 27, 2021

haumaa

A gentle giant who will rape a vape, devoted to deleting nangs and will sink the piss with boys and girls alike.

Dude: Did u heard about haumaa?

Haumaa's mom: Yeah he was railing lines and banging 9's

by anonymous June 27, 2021

Haumann

The most grotesque shit you can ever take.

Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.

I just made a haumann in my pants.

Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.

Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!

by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017

Haumann

A big, nasty shit with fumes likely capable of fracturing the very reality we live in.

My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.

That's a big haumann.

by FlisterZab September 6, 2017

Hamaad

A big deal
A handsome man of all the ladies
Peaceful and nice man loyal and get all the girls

Liss-wanna make out

Hamaad-no I have a babe thot

by Miiyyyaa May 18, 2018

Hamaad Iqbal

An expression used to refer to some one who is immensely cool, and has style unrivalled by any one else. Known as the Raja. An OG who is casual and laid back and pulls of any style. A baller of extreme porportions. He often enjoys hanging out and being a damn fine brother. Hamaad most often can be found in hookah bars, or chilling with hot babes or rolling around in bentleys with the big Dawgs . Usually Hamaad likes cars and Persian Girls. Hamaad is very dependable when you need him to be. This kind of person has your back. A true Paki with the looks who bows down to Allah.

I wish i was Hamaad Iqbal he attracts girls like a magnet and knows how to run the game!

by Hassan Quereshi January 13, 2015

Haumann

Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.

You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"

by Incom April 19, 2018