hate click

noun. The millisecond in which you realize that you don't love your significant other, you actually hate them. Is typically followed by the "It's not you, it's me..." conversation. Can also happen between friends.

When I realized how much Ed sweats and wipes his smeary face, it was total hate click.

hate click by HMcD July 21, 2008

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Hate click

When you are on Facebook or AIM, and you see a person come online who you know is going to talk to you and you don't want to talk to them, so you sign off quickly and swiftly.

Eric: Hey, did you talk to Marc today?

John: Nope. He was gonna talk to me on facebook, but I hate clicked him.

Hate click by Dictionary Master (: January 14, 2009

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hate click • hate • Hate Fuck • hate crime • hate boner • hate-on • Hate-keeping • hate edge • Hate-Sex • Hate Bait

hateclicks

1. Clicks on websites meant to appeal to people's hatred towards someone or something.

2. An appeal to anger and hatred. They became popular after President Obama was elected and website traffic declined drastically for left-wing blogs who survive on ad revenue. They shifted their hatred towards President Obama and started to appeal to the racist crowd.

Glenn Greenwald at Salon.com loves to get hateclicks on his articles to fulfill his lust for bashing President Obama.

hateclicks by Extreme Liberal August 28, 2011

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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