hastey

To be rude or irrational

Let’s not be hastey. Not to be hastey but she’s fuggly

by anonymous April 23, 2024

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

by triggerboston August 3, 2012

hatey boner

A long, rather unusually strong, raging hate for something that threatens to explode at any time.

I want to like "Fringe," but my hatey boner for J. J. Abrams just won't go away.

by Qale January 18, 2009

Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.

Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!

by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

Make haste

A phrase you use to tell someone to hurry up.

Person A: "Oh no, they're gaining on us!"
Person B: "Well, don't just stand there! Make haste!"

by Make Haste December 9, 2008

Hasteens

a word used to describe anything. In effect, it provides a smooth (and often comical) transition when one doesn't quite have the word to describe the "thing".

Originated: Steve B, Camp Taconic, Hinsdale, MA

What's on the hasteens for lunch today? Chunky hasteens?

by JFritz January 3, 2008

Hasten

1. To do or say something without delay, often in order to correct what might otherwise be a misleading impression.

2. To speed something up.

3. To go somewhere quickly or without delay.

1. "But she's perfectly right," he hastened to add.
2. A vacation would hasten his recovery.
3. He hastened to her side.

by Jafje April 15, 2007