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A definition for a certain individual that lacks every basic function that makes you a normal person, also known as a small cult in delphos, Oh
Look at that guy that's in a Ditch over there, what a haruff.
haruff by Choedie April 10, 2023
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harmuffica 

From Greek mythology a Harmuffica is the evil demon succubus's demonic instrument. In todays society the word is used as a verb indicating a males desire to perform a certain act on a female. While playing the Harmuffica is one step further than the normal act, it is to perform in a way creating music which brings a hyper-climax or ubergasm if you will, to the receiver.
Jeremy: Hey ladies, you know im in band right?
Ladies: Really? What do you play?
Jeremy: well girls, i play a little thing called the harmuffica!
Ladies: (gasp wildly)
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HARUEFINATE 

HARUEFINATE
We all went outside to haruefinate since we can t smoke in the building.
A super cute person 🥰and is infact the sweetest human on the planet 😙but doesn't get enough hype💔
That girl is a hariff, she's so nice but is so underrated in tiktok 😪
hariff by Honeysoul June 10, 2020

The Haruf 

Mike became Ashley and Jenifer became Nick and nick and Ashley 69ed

Nick said “Nice bulge I like to smile like a donut at the same time I would love a rim job let’s do the haruf.”
The Haruf by Billdo baggins February 17, 2020
Hebrew

A person that just something stupid. A retard.
Man 1: I just ate 30 boiled eggs.
Man 2: You are HARUF!
HARUF by Yalla Yalla June 4, 2010
another word for a person that is homosexual or pedophile, or could also be used in place of the word douche
"the old man that lives next to me is definately a harff."

"dude,quit being a harff."

"ben affleck and matt damon are harff together"

"i want to come out of the closet and tell my family that im harff,but im scared"
Harff by Pooch from Lp February 17, 2010
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