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Harry Twatter 

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.
Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.
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Harry Twatter 

1. A chant used to psych out other teams.
2. A sexual spin-off of the acclaimed series Harry Potter.
Harry Twatter! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* Harry Twatter *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*
Harry Twatter by Curd January 27, 2006

harry twatter 

a harry twatter is a magical hairy twat
a harry twatter makes love the best as its a magical experience every single time i mean every time i put my cock inside her she made it disappear like magic

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.
guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...
hairy twatter by Nickthehick September 10, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026