a: Hey broski, did you see that train whale in the aisle behind us?
b: Yeah, she's enormous. Peoplelike that shouldn't be allowed on any means of public transportation.
a: Shall we harpwn that blubbery she-whale?
b. HARPWN'D!
Invented by people undeniably addicted to Starcraft and used by the 1337. Invented by Dasquirrel{NN}, it is similar to saying "I owned you so h4rd it's like I hacked but I didn't I'm just that 1337!" More commonly used by idioths.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).