Harpwn'd

The past tense of the word 'Harpwn,' meaning 'to be owned via harpoon.'

a: Hey broski, did you see that train whale in the aisle behind us?
b: Yeah, she's enormous. People like that shouldn't be allowed on any means of public transportation.
a: Shall we harpwn that blubbery she-whale?
b. HARPWN'D!

by notantics August 16, 2009