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Pronounciation: Har-pünt Inter.
Derviced from the pirate word for lol. And the geek word for owned. It is used only when an opponent, whether it be a physical enitiy or a npc, is owned beyond belief. It is usually used by geek pirates who aren't accepted aboard sea worthy vessels or Halo parties.
Commonly used by pirates shortly after a good old fashioned pillage.
Ussage: Harpwnt biatch.
HarPwnt by Matthew&Randy May 28, 2007
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To be 'owned.' Probably by a harpoon.
"Oh I see, Capt. Ahab has to go Harpwn his whale!"

OMG, Harpwned.
harpwn by Bryan (Bilious P.) G. October 26, 2005
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Invented by people undeniably addicted to Starcraft and used by the 1337. Invented by Dasquirrel{NN}, it is similar to saying "I owned you so h4rd it's like I hacked but I didn't I'm just that 1337!" More commonly used by idioths.
"omfgz joo got HAXPWNT! joo cant do nuttin!"
haxpwnt by Joe dee June 11, 2006

Harpwn'd 

The past tense of the word 'Harpwn,' meaning 'to be owned via harpoon.'
a: Hey broski, did you see that train whale in the aisle behind us?
b: Yeah, she's enormous. People like that shouldn't be allowed on any means of public transportation.
a: Shall we harpwn that blubbery she-whale?
b. HARPWN'D!
Harpwn'd by notantics August 16, 2009

Harpwnage 

When you pwn someone with a harpoon.
Yesterday when I was in arena,I used my harpoon.That was some major Harpwnage!
Harpwnage by Paco El Taco January 16, 2009

harpwnage 

The act of being harpwned aka pwned really hard.

OMFG DID U SEE ALL THE NOOBS I JUST KILLED?? THAT WAS TOTAL HARPWNAGE!!111oneone1
harpwnage by killer_harpwnage December 17, 2008
Verb.

The act of totally dominating someone or something.

own
pwn
Ha! HarPWN'ed! You are t3h suxx0rs!
HarPWN by Link Akami April 12, 2005
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