HARPS

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Acronym for Holy Awesome Righteous Penis Syndrome, in other words a completely mind blowing package, a male member that is ballin outta control, junk that wont stop pleasuring, a dynamic dick, an epic cock, a hella bomb wang, an unstoppable bulge held back only by medically prescribed boxers, a schlong of unmeasured proportions, a simple look at a HARPS penis will send a woman rolling in ecstasy. This syndrome is difficult to live with due to the common mistake of hearing "herps" instead of "HARPS" in loud surroundings and keeping girls conscious after taking your pants off

Last night Luke got pantsed at the pool, unfortunately no one knew he had HARPS and now Tammy is in an orgasmic comma

HARPS by SpreadHARPSnotHerps July 25, 2011

Words you can keep

Harps

a word also meaning "fat" or "fat fuck". synonym also for "cum dumpster". Most commonly used as a adjective to define a "fat, small penised, savage." typically homosexual.

Patrick is such a Harps.

Harps by yougavemeaids2! September 12, 2010

Related Words

harpsichord • Harpsenfudge • harpsy • harpsicon • harpsisquish • harpsonian • Harpsonian Scrooge • Harpster • Harpswell • meat-harps

harps

1. to spectacularly crash a borrowed motorcycle

2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed

I was pulling into my driveway and BAM!, I Harpsed.

harps by angry_gnome August 22, 2004

meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)

"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"

meat-harps by James C June 11, 2003

Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

Total Harps by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

Commitment harassment by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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