Acronym for Holy Awesome Righteous Penis Syndrome, in other words a completely mind blowing package, a male member that is ballin outta control, junk that wont stop pleasuring, a dynamic dick, an epic cock, a hella bomb wang, an unstoppable bulge held back only by medically prescribed boxers, a schlong of unmeasured proportions, a simple look at a HARPS penis will send a woman rolling in ecstasy. This syndrome is difficult to live with due to the common mistake of hearing "herps" instead of "HARPS" in loud surroundings and keeping girls conscious after taking your pants off
Last night Luke got pantsed at the pool, unfortunately no one knew he had HARPS and now Tammy is in an orgasmic comma
by SpreadHARPSnotHerps July 25, 2011
Get the HARPS mug.a word also meaning "fat" or "fat fuck". synonym also for "cum dumpster". Most commonly used as a adjective to define a "fat, small penised, savage." typically homosexual.
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1. to spectacularly crash a borrowed motorcycle
2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed
2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed
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Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
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What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
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