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HARPS

Acronym for Holy Awesome Righteous Penis Syndrome, in other words a completely mind blowing package, a male member that is ballin outta control, junk that wont stop pleasuring, a dynamic dick, an epic cock, a hella bomb wang, an unstoppable bulge held back only by medically prescribed boxers, a schlong of unmeasured proportions, a simple look at a HARPS penis will send a woman rolling in ecstasy. This syndrome is difficult to live with due to the common mistake of hearing "herps" instead of "HARPS" in loud surroundings and keeping girls conscious after taking your pants off
Last night Luke got pantsed at the pool, unfortunately no one knew he had HARPS and now Tammy is in an orgasmic comma
by SpreadHARPSnotHerps July 25, 2011
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Harps

a word also meaning "fat" or "fat fuck". synonym also for "cum dumpster". Most commonly used as a adjective to define a "fat, small penised, savage." typically homosexual.
Patrick is such a Harps.
by yougavemeaids2! September 12, 2010
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harps

1. to spectacularly crash a borrowed motorcycle

2. to lowside one's own motorcycle at an embarassingly low speed
I was pulling into my driveway and BAM!, I Harpsed.
by angry_gnome August 22, 2004
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meat-harps

A derogatory term for a womans labia (those flappy bits down there)
"Don't kick me in the meat-harps!"
by James C June 11, 2003
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Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".
"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"
by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025
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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
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