Harpswell 

A town on the coast of Maine. Lots of drunks, dubs and kids smoking pot. A party destination for many kids at Mt. Ararat High School. There are two police officers for the whole town and they're usually out looking for Highlanders to pull over, and they just smoke joints in their cruisers.

North Harpswell is where all the hippies live and grow dope in the summer. Not much else is known, but they're nice people, except for people from Harpswell Neck, they are just Brunswick people that pretend to be Harpswell people, and they often play baseball and other shit like that.

East Harpswell is half tourists and summer homes and the other half is lobster industry-related families and if they live in Cundy's Harbor, they're mostly drunks and frequent weed smokers. Cundy's Harbor is the best place in Harpswell to score some weed. Cundy's Harbor is located on Great Island, the other islands are expensive real estate, but there are a lot of natives as well. Those places are okay, just mind the traffic in the summer, they drive like absolute cunts.

South Harpswell is referred to as 'the bad side' and the residents are referred to as 'dungeyes'. South Harpswell is not the best place, incest runs rampant and all the kids probably smoke meth or some shit.

West Harpswell is where all the politicians of Harpswell are from, so it receives the most money from the Town Office. West Harpswell is full of douchebags and cat murderers but there are a select few that are alright.

Harpswell Guy #1: "Hey guy, let's go smoke this here jibbah and get trashed later."

Harpswell Guy #2: "No deal, ya fuckin' dub, Bradberry's gonna want a hit off it if we smoke it in the truck."

Harpswell Guy #1: "Fuckin' cops, you'd think they get enough dope off of those fuckin college kids they pull over, but nooo, they gotta scavenge off of us."

Harpswell by cockflaps mcgee November 30, 2013

South Harpswell

A town on the coast of Maine filled with abandoned houses and kids on pot. A great summer destination, but it sucks in the winter.

lets go to South Harpswell i heard its easy to get pot there

South Harpswell by ImGonnaSchoolYou March 17, 2011

Hardwell 

Robbert van de Corput, better known by his stage name Hardwell, is a Dutch progressive and electro house DJ, music producer and remixer. He was voted the world's #1 DJ in 2013.

Borned and raised in Breda, Netherlands. He started playing the piano at age four. After watching parties on MTV as a thirteen year old, he was inspired to start DJing and when he was fourteen, he began DJing at reputable clubs in the Netherlands. He often cited Dutch DJ and fellow Breda native, Tiësto as his role model and inspiration.

Breaking into the scene in 2009 with his bootleg of "Show Me Love vs. Be". He has since produced multiple hit EDM singles and remixes. He also made collaborations with various artists such as Tiësto whom he toured with in 2010.

In that same year, he formed his own record label, Revealed Recordings and in the following year, he launched Hardwell On Air, his own radio show and podcast.

He entered DJ Magazine's Top 100 DJs annual fan poll at number 24 in 2011. He then placed at number 6 in 2012. In 2013, he ranked at number 1.

Person A : Go Hardwell or go home.
Person B : Hell yeah!

Hardwell by reivaxm November 10, 2013

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White 

Walter

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My Name Is Walter Hartwell White by Scarquess December 1, 2022

Bill Harwell 

(n) 1. A condescending know it all with a Napoleon complex. 2. A person who does not fully listen, but replies with snide comments. 3. A bitter person that tries to make others hate life as well.

I tried getting out of my speeding ticket, but the judge was such a Bill Harwell.
Man your mom is a Bill Harwell.
I hope my teacher this year isn't a Bill Harwell

Bill Harwell by OSPE May 31, 2017

Hartwell, Georgia

Hartwell is the town in Georgia that is closest to South Carolina. There is absolutely nothing to do in Hartwell. The biggest attraction is a Walmart and the ghetto and sketchy backroads.

Dude, I'm going to Hartwell, Georgia.

Wtf, why would you do that?

Going to chill at Walmart.

Hartwell, Georgia by lmcgee1 March 21, 2009

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023