harpsicon 

another name for the harpsichord used in 17th century England.

"...there being a gentlewoman there that did play well and sang well to the Harpsicon, and very merry we were."
- from the Diary of Samuel Pepys, 29 April, 1661

harpsicon by samp April 28, 2012

HARPSICHORD 

The harpsichord is used for making music, but historically, it has had other uses as well:

1. In 1723, Hungarian cellist Lazlo Pook removed a harpsichord from its' stand and used the instrument as an improptu cheese press.

2. During severe flooding in Venice, Italy, in 1756, countless lives were saved by Venetian harpsichordists, who paddled their instruments through turbulent canals and pulled people (excluding cellists) from the rising waters.

3. In 1792, Swiss musician Hans Fischer became the first person in history to slide down the Matterhorn on a harpsichord, triggering however a tragic avalanche. This engulfed a gathering of cellists assembled in a park in front of the Frau Kirche, an ancient church in the formerly lovely alpine town of Dibbleheim.

4. During the War of 1812, French troops discovered to their horror that freezing Muscovites had kept warm by burning their old harpsichords. When this was reported to the Emperor Napoleon, he made his now famous remark, "Etes diable vous parlant?"

5. When the ill-fated ship Titanic was sinking in 1912, an antique harpsichord, purchased in Europe by millionaire Benjamin Guggenheim, was thrown overboard by the ship's cellist, Roger Bricoux. This unexpectedly saved the life of noted international bon vivant and fan dancer, Hettie (Va-voom) Mackelroy, who floated upon it safely until she was able to fan herself in the direction of a larger and more buoyant Steinway grand.

harpsichord spinet cheese press Bricoux cellists

HARPSICHORD by Lichtbroeder February 4, 2010

harpsichord 

A stringed keyboard instrument used in the Baroque period.

JS Bach wrote many pieces for the Harpsichord.

harpsichord by carpo August 22, 2004

Harpsichord 

A Baroque era instrument that sounds like two skeletons copulating on a tin roof.

The intro on that song is played on a harpsichord.

Harpsichord by Raayvhen May 9, 2010

harrsion 

So nice funny and one of the best friends you can have when it comes to keeping secrets he’s not the best but still a amazing friend is super fit

Harrsion is a fitty with brown hair

harrsion by Betty copper December 16, 2017

Hapsion 

to hate more than humanly possible. to hate with a passion

"UGH!!! I fucking hapsion Steve!!!!!"

Hapsion by allzter January 26, 2006

HARPSICHORD 

A harpsichord is a plucked string instrument that comes from the psaltery, an instrument known since Antiquity. It may have form one to three keyboards.

Many early composers played the harpsichord.

HARPSICHORD by Frank Mento January 6, 2016