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Harland by Coleworldkid August 8, 2018

Harland Sanders 

A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.
let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
Harland Sanders by Matt Hickman January 9, 2007

Hallandoatesis 

When a botched circumcision leads to you losing that loving feeling.
Because of his Hallandoatesis, Timmy never was able to have an actual orgasm.
Hallandoatesis by Mearn April 6, 2010

Harland Williams 

A Canadian-born comedian, able to make jokes out of any situation, hilarious man, pure comic genius.
Larry: I do say, that Harland Williams fellow sure is a riot.

Steve: I concur, he is quite the funny man.
Harland Williams by Joe Equals Zero. November 16, 2006
Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.
Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.
Harland by crime stopper November 24, 2020
A man with a pervy mustache, possibly a pedophile.
I saw that Harland in front of my kids school again.
harland by ConcernedMother031 April 2, 2016