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hardballing 

Hardballing is a form of dating between men and women that involves the man and the woman being very upfront and straightforwardly honest with each other about what their true desires, expectations, interests, and long-term intentions are beginning with the very first date or very first conversation.

If the man and woman decide after their first date that they are not on the same page (e.g., the man is only interested is only interested in a few episodes of short-term non-monogamous casual sex while the woman is more interested in a long-term, emotionally profound, strictly monogamous romantic relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage), then they will mutually agree to part ways without wasting any further time, energy, or money.

The concept was first introduced to the public by former Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz during a guest appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show in September 2021.
Woman: "Joe, what are you looking for in a romantic companion? Do you just want casual sex with me for a few weeks, and then go your own way? or are you looking for a meaningful relationship that will ultimately lead to marriage and having children and raising a family?"

Man: "Wow. Do you always ask these sort of questions during your very first date with a man?"

Woman: "Yes, I sure do. What I am doing is known as hardballing. I don't have time to waste on men who have different desires, interests, expectations, and long-term intentions than I do. I only want to spend time with men who are on the same page as myself!"
hardballing by Jack L. January 19, 2022

handballing 

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing
Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.
handballing by skin May 20, 2004

handbalming

Offloading product or stock from a truck or a pallet in a warehouse by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner. The word is often mistaken for "handbombing", which is how it is pronounced.
The forklift is broken, so we've been handbalming all the stock ourselves.
handbalming by ExpertTrucker March 9, 2009

handballing 

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.
Handballing is a true expression of boy-love
handballing by cornholio October 16, 2003

Handbilling 

When you got a wad o'cash in yo hand.
Karen- " Yo sophia, why you be handbilling like dat?"
Sophia- "Cause i gotta impress nigga."

Sophia- "Yo niggga i just got PAIDD son"
Karen- "Nigga we going out handbilling toniteee!"

Karen- "Yo, you see dat white boy handbilling on the corner ova durr"
Sophia- "Imma go jump his ass"
Handbilling by K and Sdcdd August 14, 2010

hairballing 

When a chick trims a guys ball sack hair by biting it off between her teeth and then swallowing it. Then she goes down on him and swallows. Then she orgasms when she coughs up the hairball.
Oh man, Angela was hairballing me last night.
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