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happy crush 

not quite a crush
but one with no feelings attached
you've just met and you don't know if you like the person yet. just someone you're considering to be a crush because it's either you don't know them at all or you barely know them. you think the person is cute!
"OOH, you like him don't you?"
"no i don't, he's just a happy crush."
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Happy- Crush

A happy crush is a description of a person you admire happily but don't have real feelings for them other than little romantic admiration.

A one-sided romance that you don't mind at all.

You can use it to whatever context you like. But don't confuse it with a crush
Jack's just a Happy- Crush; it's no big deal that he has a girlfriend now.
Happy- Crush by realcath March 6, 2019

crash happy 

Jox or Ben
"doddodod ohh look a wall *CRASH*"
crash happy by VisOne March 25, 2003

Hippy Crusher 

A term for an epic fantastic person or a verb for somthing epic funny.(The oridignal Hippy Crusher is a very cool internet pranker who will mostly be found on xbox live. His name is Alex and is very funny. But at times can be a total douche fag. Also does random things that turn out to be amazingly funny and unexpected)Friends with PIEROWNINJA, FUZZYSLIPPERS (aka. kyle izabeast) and PHANTOMMOD. <---also epic.
1.)That was a total HIPPY CRUSHER move right there.

2.)Your such a HIPPY CRUSHER!!!!!!1
Hippy Crusher by Hippy crusher December 22, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026