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jox
jox
another spelling for "jokes", usually used to describe something funny that happened, a prank that was played or a something funny someone did. Usually used when the said person can't think of anything more interesting to say in reply.
Can be used as a substitute for lol.
Can be used as a substitute for lol.
joxygen
The air supplied when a sweaty jock is held up to someones face (similar to an oxygen mask). Most effective if a struggle ensues and the assailant can maintain a proper seal over the mouth and nose.
joxquiz
1. a jargon laden conversation or a collective term for a group of geeks having such a conversation
2. a word learned or created solely for use in quizzes, particularly in scrabble
2. a word learned or created solely for use in quizzes, particularly in scrabble
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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