Happy Barfday 

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere

John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!

Happy Barfday by memes are dead October 3, 2016

happy birfday 

HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY LOSERRRR!!!!!!! dude you’re so old ten fingers and three toes DANGG... well i just wanted to say happy birfday ole man AND YOURE THE BEST. i never knew how amazing someone could be until i met you, you light up my whole world. your laugh, your smile, how fricken funny you are, your EYES, how you make me historically laugh, how nice and caring you are, how CUTEEEE you are :), your personality. BRO i could go and on about how your the most perfect person on earth, like HOWW. i swear every time i talk to you, my day gets instantly better I PROMISE IT DOES it’s so weird... about as weird as you. i can’t believe a roblox boy keeps me up at night, oh and can’t forget about the constantly thinking about, always dreaming about are future, buying matching hoodies, staying up super late just to talk to them, getting grounded but then still finding a way to talk, hugging a fricken pillow and imagining it was him, wishing he is with me 24/7, calling each other funny/cute names, telling each other what we are going through or just stuff that’s happening in our life’s, saying some risky stuff, having an OUR song, talking about us just being together cuddling, listening to music, staying up, an vibing. okay if this isn’t love idk what is, first talking on tik tok and xbox dms to then now roblox dms. i just love you sooooooo much, and you don’t know how awesome it is to call you mine ;)) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYTYY!!!!! have a good day :))

happy birfday tyler, YOURE GAY

happy birfday by r dawg January 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016