Cpt Appleman is hysterically obsessed with Fortnite, he makes his own skins, which are extremely cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with stream sniping, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid Victory Royale forms. For flavor add a toxic loadout consisting of a legendary scar and a really beautiful pickaxe dipped in a bit of Uranium. Add toxicity, pickaxe kills and some cheeky walls and you get the perfect dungeon builder in the entirety Tilted Towers (RIP). He yeets himself from the Battle Bus with his pickaxe and a backpack full of various designs for professional fortresses to clap some ass cheeks.
Random guy being a dude: Yooo maaaan it's Cpt Appleman duuuude!
Teammate: No way bruh we better run away from his Pickaxe.
Random guy being a dude: Cpt Appleman is gonna clap us
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!