haoley

a special friend who gives you the attention and will confuse you on to thinking he/she has a crush on you.

Haoley sometimes confuses me because of his actions.

by Jose P. Rizal January 25, 2022

Elisa Haley

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.

Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.

by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

Glass Harley

An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)

Mate, Damo's fucked up. He's been ridin' the glass harley 5 days straight now.

by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014

Hayley Kiyoko

The Lesbian Jesus

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Hayley Kiyoko’s music video girls like girls before?

Person 2: omg yesss it’s such a good video and an amazing song!

by HK101 February 13, 2018

Hawley-esque

Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.

"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.

by helveticazedrine May 16, 2020

Hayley Kiyoko

the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves

me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018

Hatley Chair

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.

Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023