what a maori uses to cook food - because he or she cant afford an oven.
They cook the food under the ground, using steam. And it tastes real bad.
OVENS OWN!
look over there eoh - they are having a hungi.. eoh rangi we should go and getus a feed eoh!
When a young maori queen(Aunties) has put out to 95% of the local rugby team or town, Marae or local social clubs. Most likey to have 3 sexual partners in one night.
Also found at local parties or the local pubs wearing ug-boots and there pyjamas drinking woodstock or any bourbon pre-mix normally 5% alcohol content, as they are the cheapest and they would have to wait for there benefit to clear and in there hand will be a john player special 20s pk.
Mel- Hey what you doing after the 3rds rugby game.
Tama- Not you hangi pants.
Tama 1- Hey bru, is mel coming tonight?
Tama 2- Oooooooooh fuck bru, she got the mean hangi pants.
Tama 1- Tell the rugby team we got a after party to attend to.