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handmade 

An object commonly made by machine but is made with/by hand and is most times expensive
Omg!!!!!I love this handmade slides
handmade by kvngbarbie July 19, 2017

Handmade Mayo 

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.
"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."
Handmade Mayo by Fanimal February 22, 2009

Handmade Oreo 

The handmade oreo is when in the act of sexual intercourse, the male poops and ejaculates into his hand. He puts the jizz in the middle and sandwiches it with the poop. Thus it resembles and oreo. Then he makes the woman eat it.
"Dude you know that girl I did last night?"
"Yeah what about her?"
"I made her eat a handmade oreo!"
"Awww yah brah."
Handmade Oreo by Baconhawk December 17, 2012

GS Handmade 

1. A creative community made up of artists, designers, sewists, painters, and other creative entrepreneurs.

2. A marketplace where the shop small movement can be supported.

3. A marketplace where nothing is imported or mass produced, everything individually handcrafted in small quantities by American makers

4. A boutique shopping experience where shoppers can work one on one with a small shop owner to create a personalized or custom design.

5. A marketplace where all shipping costs are included in the price so what you see is what you get.
Look at this funny T-shirt I had made at GS Handmade, isn’t it cool? I love it!
GS Handmade by GoosieGirl November 10, 2019

Fallout 4 Handmade Rifle 

The Fallout 4 Handmade Rifle is a gun from the nuka world dlc that is just an AK
Why the fuck is the Fallout 4 Handmade Rifle left handed?

Handmaiden 

A women who aids, assists and supports men who hurt or degrade women and womanhood.
The handmaidens are out in force today in support of their masters.
Handmaiden by M.Sp April 13, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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