handle your handle
To be able to sip, but still function, to be able to function as a being, even if sloshed. Dont drink and drive.
handle your handle by JRay1234567890 June 28, 2019
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Handle your dirt
V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.
Handle your dirt by K. Washington July 24, 2016
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Handle Your Scandal
To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
Handle Your Scandal by ssqwad December 29, 2014
handle your shit
Guy: Man, i'd love to go buy this sweet fuckin' guitar, but i don't have the money!
Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!
Guys friend: Well how about you go get a job and handle your shit!
handle your shit by theblob94 October 31, 2010
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Handle Your Brown
Handle Your Brown by brownhandler388 July 12, 2021
handle your scandal
When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.
handle your scandal by mcellis September 7, 2011
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