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hand poop 

When pooping,you have to put ur butt in a spot that ull poop out poop that looks like a hand.
Yo adam,last night i saw this nigg pooping in my friends back.Im Like "o shit balls",he got a hand poop!!!
hand poop by Mr.butt April 1, 2008

second hand poop 

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)
when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!

poopy hand

the act of putting your hand between self's butt cheeks (collecting the residue on to the hand) and putting the hand in another one's mouth.
Roberto never spoke to Keong again after the poopy hand.
poopy hand by kmin July 4, 2010

Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
Poopy hand by Big bih July 6, 2019

Poopy Hand

The result of fisting an anus that has recently expelled shit.
She told me to go ahead and fist her ass. She forgot to tell me she just took a shit. When I finished I had poopy hand
Poopy Hand by scabby pirate March 30, 2009

Pooped in his own hand 

An action that backfired horribly
Karma
"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?

handpooping 

Handpooping is what happens when your repeated attempts at shitting under the table at your staff party's venue are foiled and you're forced to proceed with plan B.
Search "Nasty .. Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand After Club Night And Tosses it like Nothing Happen" on YouTube.

Note: No bathrooms were harmed in the pinching of these loaves. #handpooping
handpooping by mookalina October 23, 2013
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