The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.
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A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!
Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.
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2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
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Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”
John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
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