hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

hand bag by 16.5 December 9, 2008

hand-bag-face 

Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag

another case of hand-bag-face in the family

hand-bag-face by Andrew- August 22, 2006

shit in a hand bag 

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

shit in a hand bag by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss 

When it's a bit warm out.

It's hotter than a hand bag of whores piss.

Hotter than a hand bag of whores piss by Sinor skeezioli January 20, 2022

drop my hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.

I need to drop my hand bag. / err who's dropped the hand bag that stinks.

drop my hand bag by Cuprakiller August 20, 2017

Hand bagging 

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

Hand bagging by AceRoot October 22, 2023

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger 

A special burger that comes on an everything bagel

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger, you should try it!"

The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018